Q: If a rooster lays an egg on the middle of a slanted roof, on which side will it fall?
A: Neither side. Roosters don't lay eggs!
Q: What did the sick chicken say?
A: "I have the people-pox!"
Q: Who tells the best chicken jokes?
A: Comedi-HENS!
Q: What figure is like a lost parrot ?
A: A polygon!
Q: What do you get when you cross a parrot and a shark ?
A: A bird that talks your ear off!
1 comment:
Hehehehehe Nice jokes Declen
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